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Never Been Teased

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They argued over whether what Kate Winslet did in Titanic amounted to striptease.
She was sure, it wasn’t.
He was adamant, it was.

She promised him a tutorial over the weekend, on their private yacht.
While she swayed to the music simultaneously doing the do, she slipped, fell into the sea.

He’s never been teased.

Written by Sangfroid

December 8, 2009 at 9:00 am

Posted in iWrite

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  1. No one can mix humor and morbidity in a story as nicely as you have done ๐Ÿ™‚
    Hilarious and well written.



    December 8, 2009 at 9:12 am

    • That’s really high praise.
      Thanks a ton ๐Ÿ™‚


      December 9, 2009 at 11:40 am

  2. It wasn’t a striptease!! ๐Ÿ™‚


    December 8, 2009 at 9:27 am

  3. Dark Comedy…..Women should take note ‘never argue with a man over a truth’


    December 8, 2009 at 9:52 am

  4. ๐Ÿ˜€


    December 8, 2009 at 11:11 am

  5. poor fellow! wish he had tried SMS ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Funniii!! ๐Ÿ˜€


    December 8, 2009 at 12:02 pm

    • hmm … SMS works!
      Glad you liked it ๐Ÿ™‚


      December 9, 2009 at 11:42 am

  6. i second sam ๐Ÿ˜›

    Priya Joyce

    December 8, 2009 at 5:34 pm

    • I guess it was only he who didn’t know what it was ๐Ÿ™‚


      December 9, 2009 at 11:44 am

  7. You killed off that poor girl!


    December 8, 2009 at 10:38 pm

    • LOL! I’m no murderer.
      It was the ‘slip’ that killed her ๐Ÿ˜›


      December 9, 2009 at 11:43 am

  8. too dark to my taste I guess.. but well done ๐Ÿ™‚


    December 9, 2009 at 2:09 am

    • Dark and you still liked it!
      Danke ๐Ÿ™‚


      December 9, 2009 at 11:46 am

  9. LMAO!

    Poor guy.. He can never be teased again!

    Winnie the Poohi

    December 9, 2009 at 6:40 pm

  10. the last second line, I was like – “WTF?”
    and after the last line, it was “roflmao”

    you do know how to play with the emotions.
    I doubt I’ve ever had such a swift change of reactions ๐Ÿ™‚


    December 10, 2009 at 12:38 pm

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